Sudah Potong?

I was checking my bills from the banks last weekend and realized that I have some cards which I don't use that much. Since the Government had decided to impose a RM50 tax on all our cards (RM25 on supplementary), I had decided to cancel off some of them. So I grab all my bills and copied down all the numbers and wanted to give the bank a ring this week to cancel off. I had a few method of canceling my cards in the past. First the fast way would be cutting the card and sending it back to them. Second, I faxed a simple letter stating that I wanted to cancel off my card and they will call me back to offer me a waiver. But the one that I saw recently was so damn funny which I need to share with you all. You can call and ask for their Cancellation Form. But as usual you need to fill in the details and states the REASON of your cancellation. So what's so funny? Please see the below picture and tell me if it's not funny~! Well I was laughing my ass of when I read it. If you can't read from the picture, please let me spill it out for you.

Reason of cancellation: ASK NAJIB WHY (RM50 CHARGE)!!!

Ah Lian & Mahjoong Joke

I know it's already pass lunch time and it's only few more hours for you all to off work. But I can't wait but to share with you a joke which I had just remembered I stumbled upon few years back. I won't copy 'bulat-bulat' but will write it with my own words (if I remembered it correctly). This is a story about an Ah Lian who like to play mahjong a lot. You can say that she is an addict. So his husband Ah Beng really beh tahan with Ah Lian's addiction and will always wait up for her as she will always come home at 2 - 3am in the morning after her mahjong rendezvous. Ah Beng will wait for her and asked her how much she had loss and she would always give Ah Beng the heart attack when she mentioned the figure.

So one night, don't know what happened, but lady luck seemed to be on Ah Lian's side. Ah Lian won't a bundle of money and was really happy as she wanted to surprised Ah Beng with her winning. But that is not just what Ah Lian had in mind. Ah Lian thought of sneaking into the house and taking off her clothes while tip toeing into the masterbed room and gave Ah Beng an out of this world blow job. So Ah Lian took off all her bra & panties down to the last thread, and slowly walk into her room when suddenly Ah Beng switch ON the light. At this moment, I think most of you could have guess what would happen.

Ah Beng: KNN!!! U LOSS EVERYTHING ARRRRR???!!!!!!

Ah Beng Jokes

What is the best way to brighten up your Monday Blues? Some Ah Beng jokes of course. Enjoy~!

Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR : Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife : How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, "Oh GOD! U have come again."

Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'. He writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'

Q: How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
A: He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man : This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng : If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant : 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go..'