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Monday, July 20

Ah Beng Jokes

What is the best way to brighten up your Monday Blues? Some Ah Beng jokes of course. Enjoy~!

Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR : Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife : How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, "Oh GOD! U have come again."

Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'. He writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'

Q: How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
A: He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man : This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng : If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant : 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go..'

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Yvonne Chan said...

totally hilarious. you make my day looks brighter. although it's already Wednesday now. tq tq

BaBy OcTopUs said...

Hi, glad that you love it. Been screening these lame jokes and these are the new ones I heard. :P


Thanx for dropping by too.

rebel_heart said...

You know, I never quite got it. What's the definition of an "ah beng" anyways?

LOL @ the jokes though. Thank you for sharing!

BaBy OcTopUs said...

Ah Beng is a stereotype applied to a certain of a group of young Chinese men in Southeast Asia, particularly Singapore and Malaysia.

In Malaysia, the term 'Ah Beng' usually refers to males who have unusual styles and tastes. And the term 'lala-zai' refers to males involved in stereotypical gangster activity or fashion such as the dyeing of hair.

A second definition of 'Ah Beng' is also sometimes used to describe young Chinese men in Southeast Asia who cannot speak fluent English and/or have graduated from the secular Chinese education system of the region.

I wiki this up for your reading pleasure. lol

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